Her Chica Bonita's!

Waaaaaaaay back in... ok a good few years ago, some Big Time music producer pulled up on a corner, let the smoke outta his window and spotted a star.

Some military boots, white jeans, fancy car parked across a sunny Miami road and the wind in her hair later, Jenny from the Block was created!

Well now she's back with a new song (link below) which I'm not that bothered about but guess who's playing with the big Gucci dogs now!

Oh no, not JLo- I meant her little stunners Emme & Max. 

For reals, so cute!

Note to all how nobody asked Baby Daddy to be in the pic! #SurvivalOfTheFittest!

http://www.gucci.com/uk/home

Now this is when I loved her...

New song (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Why Aye I oughtta....

Enough said.

She is gorgeous looking, great figure blah blah blah and yet anytime i pick up a magazine/ turn on the telly/ google her name THERE SHE IS AGAIN under yet another ridiculous headline!

Seriously, Murdoch shud be rimming this girl for the paper she moves!

So i get one of my fave magazines only to open a page and read about how all her friends and family are 'surrounding her as they fear she may suffer a breakdown with the anniversary of her divorce from Baggy Knickers looming'

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Have they missed the (Chocolate and a bit of Milk) arm candy she's been sporting lately?!

For reals, there's no way this girl will be suffering a breakdown when she's on her way to becoming the next Kim Kardashian!

Wonder if there's enough in LA to go round between the 2 of them...

Winding down the sales...

I figured browsing online would be the perfect way to curb my current spending spree so bring a few more web gems!

These are my faves of the day, c'est tres tres chic!

http://www.asos.com/Louise-Amstrup/Louise-Amstrup-At-Asos-All-In-One-Jumpsuit/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1065189&cid=1928&Rf-300=1356&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=Black

http://www.asos.com/Apc-Madras/Apc-Madras-Silk-Gold-Trimmed-Jumpsuit/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1104097&cid=1928&Rf-300=1356&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=Black

"and Heels hurt to walk in..."

"...but they match the clutches  you carry your lipgloss in."

-Mr Lazy Eyes (But-Still-Would), Drake.

If you're going to abuse the sales, may as well go the hog & abuse your tootsies too!

Some of the best...

http://www.selfridges.com/en/Womenswear/Categories/Shoes-boots/#pn=27

http://www.selfridges.com/en/Womenswear/Categories/Shoes-boots/#pn=3 

http://www.asos.com/Miss-Kg/Miss-Kg-Lemonade-Peep-Toe-Platform-Court/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1464597&cid=4172&Rf900=1565&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=Khaki

http://www.asos.com/Asos/Asos-Partytime-Leopard-Print-Peep-Toe-Platform-Shoes/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1159277&cid=4172&Rf900=1565&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=BlackLeopard

http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33057&storeId=12556&productId=2006290&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208542&parent_categoryId=208492&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=20

Rupert Sanderson- Hydra, £545

www.selfridges.co.uk

http://www.riverisland.com/Online/women/shoes--boots/heels--wedges/brown-animal-print-platform-strap-sandals-597156

www.riverisland.com

Worn myself out with all that shoe lust...

Sweet dreams!

Chanello!

Took some time out with this month's Vogue- Catwalk Report and came across Karl Lagerfeld's ex-muse Brad Kroenig modelling Chanel with theee cutest accessory you could get on a catwalk- a size -0000 Chanel jacket!


Ok the kid is kinda cute too but just imagine the happy happy joy joy any model/ human would feel squeezing into mini-me size...

Actually imagine the happy joy squeezing up next to Poppa Kroenig too..

Mad (Wo)man

Ever get those days where you go to bed wanting to be Betty Draper?

Well obvs minus the philandering husband, chain smoking & incessantly need children (eurgh) but most definitely in the wardrobe/ hair/ perfect application of red lippy skills...

It's off to bed I go to dream a little dream of Draper!

*sigh*

Dirty Bit(ch)!

Jus playin!
I'm kinda obsessed with Black Eyed Peas- The Time (Dirty Bit) and I don't mind 'Dirty Dancing' (oh ok I quite like it but not as much as ye average female I guess) so watching the eas vid made me start comparing Fergie (minus the voice sounding like a mixture with Jesus') v Jennifer G.

Check it out! (Check it out!)

Hmmm..so singin' Dirty Dancin = Big Bucks for New noses!

Not gunna lie though, Fergie looks "Fiiieeeeeeeerce" in the vid!

For anyone else fond of...

 

Addicted to ANTM..15 cycles later!

Have been completely hooked on ANTM cycle 15 for the past week and have to say i wish Chelsey or Kayla could've won!

Although to be fair, Kayla was 'the one who would do better as an actress' (as in every series) but my dearest Chelsey bun should've won! Ah well, Congrats Ann- (not) Easy, (not) Breezy but Beautiful, CoverGirl.

Top Shopper!

Couple of other Sale items that defy the laws of any overdraft!

http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33057&storeId=12556&productId=2025536&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=217217&parent_categoryId=&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=20

http://www.riverisland.com/Online/women/sale/knitwear/beige-print-fairisle-waistcoat-591238

http://shop.hm.com/gb/campaign?campaign=A12_FASHION_1&page=START_6

Two Thousand & Creativity...

Its taken a while but I've come to the realisation that I am a pretty creative person! I mean quite creative, not Narcissus. So i've included that I will be more creative, adventurous & make more of an effort with many things this year starting with my wardrobe! Hence the beginning of my winter moodboard. Woolen/ knits/ Bett Lynch/ grunge-glam/ understated/ cosy... if only this could be achieved on a daily basis!

I love clothes (NEWSFLASH) and so many different styles & would go as far to say mine has become somewhat lazy/ boring of late! It's not that effort can't be made, or that the bare essentials aren't there, but having to travel 2hours+ to uni every day does not inspire me to throw on any one of my favourite 6inch pairs of heels!

Three more days before uni so effort shall be made! Hmm... what to wear! Starting with my new suede (well, leather) boots from Topshop- mega heel, skinny leg, leather, oh and £35 in the sale! Helloooo January!