Crank it up... times 2!

Dating and over!

He was lovely- muscly, older, slightly moody/ mysterious, own place and liked hangover Sundays on the couch watching semi-chick-flicks!

On the downside he was a dick.

You know those guys you get the impression you should maaaybe stay away from but always without fail run headfirst into? Well ladies and gents, welcome to my type!

Figured the other day what my type is exactly: boys i dont get. That doesnt make me sound different from any other girl (who gets any of them right!) but I currently have 2 boys who have the ability to turn me into a crank at the mere sight of them: one into the "omg I love him" type (whom I really do love) and the other into a "the cheeky bastard how dare he keep breathing!!" type (rose on occasion does play part in said reaction).

Twice in the space of 3days I've bumped into both: one looking hot on a night out (the Crank I love) and the other carrying heavy bags for work in my uniform (the Crank I loathe): I believe it's called "Sod's Law" or as I prefer in the words of Jersey Shore's Snookie "Fuck my life!! Seriously!".

Fingers crossed the next time I run into either I'm either driving, or he's come to his senses... In the meantime this glass of wine and Jersey Shore marathon will more than suffice...

Model City

My new fave show on BET!

Hot models, NYC, more hot models, couple of crazy girlfriends thrown in and model parties galore.. What's not to love!!

http://www.centrictv.com/shows/modelcity/

Tonight starts a new programme viewing of 'Rip the Runway'! Sounds good to me: models strut their stuff in a fashion show with a twist featuring hot music artiststs including Estelle's 'Freak'!

BET's got these models + music equations oh so right!

http://www.bet.com/specials/riptherunway10

pps: All Haute Everything features the one and only Nik from ANTM cycle 5- LOVES!

Boys Boys Boys.. We Loathe Them!

Aah the opposite sex. Mega pains that we somehow "can't live without"- Well I for one am pretty sure I can! For a while...

Don't get me wrong, they do come in handy for those boring Sunday/ Tuesday and sometimes Thursday nights when the telly is unbearable and all your fun single friends have become shacked up/ knitting old spinsters, but other than that I'm not quite sure why we always seem to have the same/ similar boy-typo's in our ex-files!

Checklist:

1. The guy I'll always have a 'thing' for:
- Never see him cue anxiety at thought of seeing him at the most inconvenient moments but never actually doing so
- Random appearances ie at the workplace (*a bar, he's not a stalker jeez!) which thanks to the nature of the workplace i'm always (relatively) prepared for although never stops the heartbeat speeding up and beady eyed glances to see which girls he's with..
- New gf every couple of months to make me feel like a relationship fluffer: we never got serious in a year and a bit yet 4months later you've bought her a car, introduced her to your parents and changed your FB relationship status...!!
- And then you tell me you're moving away for good. The end.

2) The flirt who declares his lust for you but never actually takes you out:
- tells you things he's "never told anyone before" on your first date
- your first date is on the couch watching films followed by PG 13 petting!
- every other "date" is spent pretty much the same way til its adult viewing
-then nothing.!

3) The one who insists he wants to take you out so u swap digits (not phone numbers- BB pins duh!) only for his every status to be about "smitten" "in love" with another girl....

4) The ones who you swap numbers with only to be bombarded with drunken calls and requests for picture messages, to his friends phone because his is "playing up"!

5) The jailbait (only slightly!) you give the benefit to and date twice only to be stunned with PDA's on 2nd date, glares and overprotectiveness at any males within proximity (including the bartender), unable to make his mind up about where to go/ what to eat/ as if its a form of endearment for "the lady" (its not. its just actually very annoying, mostly because I cant be bothered choosing!).
- Extreme case inclue constant texts asking "Why have you abandoned me?/ You promised you'd call/ I really really like you" (from experience!)

 Now if anyone has mastered the skill for a cross between treat them mean and keep them as playthings and not (anything)-to-be's, I for one, would love to know... only so I can maximise my new toy to it's full potential!

9021-0h!

Erm AT LAST Liam and Naomi have got it together!

We all know it won't last though- Disney movie 'tis not, despite her perfect curls, pouty lips, south beach fat flush figure and his all round bad boy persona!

My prediction? Annie goes to rehab/ runs away, silver + Dixon cry then break up, Liam & Naomi start doing the dirty everywhere, Matthews becomes an alcoholic/ crack whore and Adrianna & Naveed bore off with their sentimental "I still love you"s!

Can't wait!
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He's in Lurve with a stripper VS Glee gone wrong!

So last night decided to go on a slightly different night out and see a friend's band < TEQUILA LIPS > play in Liverpool city centre. Was all for it with the Sis and Stokey in tow so donned the moody black outfits and heels attire and headed out.

First stop, Alma da Cuba: for anyone who'se never been it's a fab converted church that has a tradition of Brazilian-carnival style dancers giving it their worth on an alter table before the midnight scattering of rose petals as a blessing!
  We spotted a couple in desperate need of a room too! If that was a first date then he's in for a good time, slash STD check: striptease. in office wear. in a church. full of worshippers. showing your cheeks in your pencil skirt slit. oh and so discreetly moving your hand in your guys trousers... and who said the art of being a lady was dead! Check out Alma here (minus the Ho show!) : http://www.alma-de-cuba.com/

Onto the band venue, Zanzibar: cool space but in desperate need of heating/ air con/ moderate strerilisation BUT I guess that's the charm of a band place right! Supports were a little weak but once Tequila Lips came on (to "Arrrrriba" Mexican shouts) everyone was in swing and adjusting to the steam rising off our body heat. Good gig until the last "band"...

Clearly the Glee craze has err, gone crazy because after all thse cool bands came... a full Brass band. Yup, a brass band. About 20 uni kids, complete with conductor decided to open their set with a rendition of none other than cult classic Sesame Street. I kid you not.
  I'm all for art appreciation but there's a time and place, needless to say this wasn't it, especially when your lead player announces in toff accents "Oh i'm faaar too drunk to be playing har har" and proceeds to jump around the stage drooling all over his trombone and shoving others out of the spotlight at every opp- think i'll stick to the TV production which is starting to wear thin anyway...

Buggin, Buggin Me!

I must have missed the memo telling the fashworld that tights are the new leggings.. and I'm damn glad I did because there is NO NEED for the amount of ladies butt cheeks I've been exposed to over the past few weeks wearing tights-and-tshirt combo as you would real pants!

When is it going to stop?! Please?

Keep Up/ Catch Up with the Model Midgets...

I'm pretty much completely obsessed with ANTM/ CNTM/ BNTM/ GNTM...err all of them really.. but been a little disappointed with the latest lot!

Term "midget" is used  in a non-offensive way (being one myself!) but only managed to watch a few episodes and have come to the following conclusions:

1. chip on shoulder about height does not make up for height..
2. crazy comes in small too, and
3. I wonder what else is on.....

Do find the ASOS cats amusing tho missing the Tigra model ads!

Catch up if you wish...

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model14

The F Baby goes down..and counting!

< UNfashion > My favourite rapper started his prison sentence yesterday... 1 year without those husky tones... T.I will have to suffice til then!

http://www.nme.com/news/lil-wayne/50132

Oh Lordy!

Forgot about this little gem as seen as Gagaloo in 'pool a few weeks ago!

We've all got some crazy in us, difference appears this loon's music wasnt loud enough to drown out the voices telling her to wear this!

Oh LUELLAs!!

Cannot believe I found BOTH of these beauties over the weekend!

RRP: £5,495

TK MAXX Price..... £1,299!

WANT! Please send credit card details my birthday's in November :D