Mite as well face it, I'm addicted to..Mags?

Not only does this glorrrious day mean 90210 (Liam...need i say more!) but it also means the weekly editions of the glossys!

Fave articles/ observations this week?

Look (at me!) http://www.look.co.uk/

<3 It's only page 6 and there she is!! None other than the WAG holding my gorgeous Jamie Redknapp hostage... could they BE any more perfect?? On the other hand, 'Fashion Union's' "Collection" Zzzzzzz wake me up when it's gone gone!

<3 All the dresses at the Met Ball- Fantasticals! JLo, SJP, the Hudson yeah me likey, but the magicals of the evening- Diane Kruger (as always!), Zoe Saldana, Riley Keough (who?!), Marion Cotillard (as always!) and Jessica Szohr!
I cant help but think Blake Lively's would have looked tres tres chic with just a little more length...

(Look.co.uk)

ps- Check This out- WTFug!!
http://www.look.co.uk/pictures/the-metropolitan-costume-institute-gala-2010-all-the-pictures/donatella-versace-at-the-cost

<3 Cheryl Cole eats....cake?! Zzzzzzzzzzzzz tell me again when you resemble a beached whale I might be more interested...ps that thigh tat..

<3 Abbey Clancey modelling Matalan in Cape Town.. 2 thoughts: 1. want to be her. 2. must save £8 of wages for Matalan Kaftan!!

<3 Jesse James dungarees!? Oh Lordy! He "got me, Speeech-less"

<3 VB, if only i had a spare £3,150.. I could be just a little Bohemian like you... *sigh*

<3 Gavin & Gwen.. perfection! Rest of the world please back off- i heart the Rossdales!

<3 SATC mania! Yep- I'm on the wagon! 2course meal, cinema, night out already booked & packed!

-- 'We made a million, you could too' definitely made me stop & read!! and finally...

-- Matt nails- a trend i'm rockin atm with Urban Outfitters 'Matt Grey' @ £6.00 a bottle

Noemie Lenoir- Beautiful lady Get well soon X

M&S stunner Noemie Lenoir was found unconscious by partner, ex-Chelsea player Claude Makelele, appearing to have taken an overdose of drugs and alcohol...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Noemie-Lenoir-Marks-And-Spencers-Model-Found-Unconscious-After-Alleged-Suicide-Attempt-In-Paris/Article/201005215630561?lpos=Showbiz_News_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15630561_Noemie_Lenoir%3A_Marks_And_Spencers_Model_Found_Unconscious_After_Alleged_Suicide_Attempt_In_Paris

Snog, Marry, Devoid!

Ok, I heart a good cheesy/ retro programme as much as the next person... ok if i'm honest a lot less as they generally make me turn into a female Jon Stewart.

Snog, Marry, Avoid is one of these targets! I mean, yeah the idea is there, the kitsch almost cringy setting is there (Seriously, a machine?!) but is there any need for some of Jenny Frosticle's faces/ over bearing prescence?!

E.G!! Current episode featuring aisleyne. Frost testing shaving foam vs conditioner... cue cringy duck pout to confirm that "Yep, i can honestly say that the conditioner is twice as smooth" BLAAAAH!

ps- orange legs/ fake tan much?!

1min 06sec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SkHvaCKEnc&feature=related

Work, Work, Play!

Been getting more and more hectic with work lately its Fantasticals!!

Have my first Maaaayjah event this year and it will be perfection!

Feel like the wardrobe needs to get slightly more serious, but not in the 'i stole this outfit from a blind school nurse' look, i mean more 'The City'! Love it when I dress up for work in someting funky- why be dowdy!?

Wonder wot tomorrow'll bring.. STILL not been brave enough to wear the all-in-one/ boiler suit that was found in River Island for a bragainous.......... £15!! Score!

The Hills New Season... i heart!

BunnyWithFangs is a blog that uploads ALL things the Hills!

Season 6 PREMIERE!

http://bunnywithfangs.com/2010/04/28/watch-the-hills-final-season-episode-1/

Amazels!

Amazels!

http://bunnywithfangs.com/2010/04/29/watch-the-city-season-2-episode-1-2/

Crazy Fabulous and collabo's galore!

presenting... Nicki Minaj!

Seriously, this little lady just popped up all of a sudden she's BLFF (Best Lil' Freak'in Friends) with EVERYONE!!

Weezy

Drake

Luda

Usher

and even Buzz-cut Kanyee-zee's Amber Rose!

Wasn't too keen on this song, til i saw the video!

Who else could "play Freddie", hoochie pose in a bikini and roll round in a field with bright green hair

STILL looking FEEEIRCE?

I Heart!

Check her out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ464t_lZq4

Crank it up... times 2!

Dating and over!

He was lovely- muscly, older, slightly moody/ mysterious, own place and liked hangover Sundays on the couch watching semi-chick-flicks!

On the downside he was a dick.

You know those guys you get the impression you should maaaybe stay away from but always without fail run headfirst into? Well ladies and gents, welcome to my type!

Figured the other day what my type is exactly: boys i dont get. That doesnt make me sound different from any other girl (who gets any of them right!) but I currently have 2 boys who have the ability to turn me into a crank at the mere sight of them: one into the "omg I love him" type (whom I really do love) and the other into a "the cheeky bastard how dare he keep breathing!!" type (rose on occasion does play part in said reaction).

Twice in the space of 3days I've bumped into both: one looking hot on a night out (the Crank I love) and the other carrying heavy bags for work in my uniform (the Crank I loathe): I believe it's called "Sod's Law" or as I prefer in the words of Jersey Shore's Snookie "Fuck my life!! Seriously!".

Fingers crossed the next time I run into either I'm either driving, or he's come to his senses... In the meantime this glass of wine and Jersey Shore marathon will more than suffice...

Model City

My new fave show on BET!

Hot models, NYC, more hot models, couple of crazy girlfriends thrown in and model parties galore.. What's not to love!!

http://www.centrictv.com/shows/modelcity/

Tonight starts a new programme viewing of 'Rip the Runway'! Sounds good to me: models strut their stuff in a fashion show with a twist featuring hot music artiststs including Estelle's 'Freak'!

BET's got these models + music equations oh so right!

http://www.bet.com/specials/riptherunway10

pps: All Haute Everything features the one and only Nik from ANTM cycle 5- LOVES!

Boys Boys Boys.. We Loathe Them!

Aah the opposite sex. Mega pains that we somehow "can't live without"- Well I for one am pretty sure I can! For a while...

Don't get me wrong, they do come in handy for those boring Sunday/ Tuesday and sometimes Thursday nights when the telly is unbearable and all your fun single friends have become shacked up/ knitting old spinsters, but other than that I'm not quite sure why we always seem to have the same/ similar boy-typo's in our ex-files!

Checklist:

1. The guy I'll always have a 'thing' for:
- Never see him cue anxiety at thought of seeing him at the most inconvenient moments but never actually doing so
- Random appearances ie at the workplace (*a bar, he's not a stalker jeez!) which thanks to the nature of the workplace i'm always (relatively) prepared for although never stops the heartbeat speeding up and beady eyed glances to see which girls he's with..
- New gf every couple of months to make me feel like a relationship fluffer: we never got serious in a year and a bit yet 4months later you've bought her a car, introduced her to your parents and changed your FB relationship status...!!
- And then you tell me you're moving away for good. The end.

2) The flirt who declares his lust for you but never actually takes you out:
- tells you things he's "never told anyone before" on your first date
- your first date is on the couch watching films followed by PG 13 petting!
- every other "date" is spent pretty much the same way til its adult viewing
-then nothing.!

3) The one who insists he wants to take you out so u swap digits (not phone numbers- BB pins duh!) only for his every status to be about "smitten" "in love" with another girl....

4) The ones who you swap numbers with only to be bombarded with drunken calls and requests for picture messages, to his friends phone because his is "playing up"!

5) The jailbait (only slightly!) you give the benefit to and date twice only to be stunned with PDA's on 2nd date, glares and overprotectiveness at any males within proximity (including the bartender), unable to make his mind up about where to go/ what to eat/ as if its a form of endearment for "the lady" (its not. its just actually very annoying, mostly because I cant be bothered choosing!).
- Extreme case inclue constant texts asking "Why have you abandoned me?/ You promised you'd call/ I really really like you" (from experience!)

 Now if anyone has mastered the skill for a cross between treat them mean and keep them as playthings and not (anything)-to-be's, I for one, would love to know... only so I can maximise my new toy to it's full potential!